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castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them
But maybe it’s the worst in meThat’s bringing out the worst in youI know we can fix these kinksBut the worst in me doesn’t want to work on thingsBut the best of me wants to love youBut the worst in me doesn’t want to heck, if
HOLY FUCK! I NEED THESE!! REMIND ME OF MY NIKE’s in RABBIT JESUS by HARE E. RICHARDSON <3 alechandro: posted this once before… but… OMFGGG!!! GOTTA REBLOG AGAIN!!!
injureddreams: Chu~ ♥ Dedicated to Wuffen~ Hoping it will inspire more TP art because I’m dying to know what happens to these two in your comic Orz No pressure! JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE KILLING ME ASDHLGFADHJLSGASLJHFDGKHJFGH LOOK AT THAT I CAN’T
dad-official: I would say you need Jesus but I don’t want him anywhere near you See religion can do.
summonerscode: Exhibit 312 Caitlyn [00:15]: were fked Caitlyn [00:21]: i told you to ban yasuo he is op as jesus Vi [00:33]: np we got kassadin and a strong team Vi [00:40]: and jesus wasn’t that op, he was like 0-2 (Thanks to ambivartence for the
jesus take the whole entire car
valeriejeanandkathleen: I think I may have reblogged this already, but if I have, I’d like to use this moment to express my disappointment in everything ever. there’s got to be some sort of petition or something for Roy Brown, right?
Jesus existed is a historical statement, but "Jesus is alive" should be a statement of our lives.
Judas and Jesus.I’ve probably blogged this before, but i was just talking to someone about it and blogged that picture a little while ago based on something in this, so it’s a good time to expose new people to it :D This is, hooves down, one of the
the-absolute-best-gifs:1 Week Old Kitten I know it’s silly to reblog cat gifs but OH MY GOD, I JUST HAD TO
We don’t know if he was real, but scholars believe this is what Jesus and his hot dong would look like. What do you think? Has your faith informed your image of Christ’s dong?
Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine. #glitchart #gif D°_Mb._ar:-_[ra - http:dombarra.tumblr.com/barraglitch
tealdragon: MY STEVEN UNIVERSE INSPIRED WALL IS DONE Holy crap I spent all summer on this, lot of hard work but it more than paid off
WAIT WHAT IS THIS I HEAR ABOUT NEW EPISODES OF HIYOKOI WHAT WHAT. THEY ONLY RELEASED AN OVA BUT NOW THEY HAVE MORE!?!?!?OR IS IT LIKE ONLY A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL THING!!?!? L;AKSLDASKAKS;DAS
But perla i just remembered about that boy in the heel-y shoes and rolling down the hallway and im crying
roach-works:promethazines: shyriadracnoir: How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it they beat Jesus with that congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon
Love how no one on this site actually realizes that bullying people for who they are is actually super dangerous and an awful thing to do, even if said people they’re bullying are straight/cis/white etc. Straightophobia etc. don’t exist but bullying
onesaturdaymorning:fauxmosexualtranstrender:oldest-man-on:nightlocke-d: bestnatesmithever: I just thought of something. If Jesus was born today…in Bethlehem, how accepting would Americans be of him? A 32-year-old man from Palestine who speaks Hebrew
tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a
rutilism: meatswitch: sailorbrazil: feeling myself reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself
anamericananomaly: The year is 2016. And after all this time this animated short has yet to be blocked on youtube. I’d ask how but….. Hey, I’m not complaining. <w< oh yea~ < |D’‘‘
blood is thick but syrup's thicker
smoothmovedude replied to your post:jesus fucking christ i’m only 32 years old when…get up i’d love to, but i’m an old fucking man and I have to go to bed now so that I can go to work so that i can pay a house note and a car note
ravenclaw-rebel3390: rabidjedi-bro: tinyhousedarling: I love these memes. Never not reblog sassy-sarcastic Jesus lovingly putting people on the right track. “Christians” : but Jesus what about the gays? Jesus: Did I fucking stutter??
admiralamott: The Doctor walking to his death but without the music
generalgrievousdatingsim: i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade
But Jesus loves me.
superwhitegirlproblems: http://dontwanttomissyou.tumblr.com/ That awkward moment when you have a middle part, but don’t look like Jesus. :‘c
sarcastickoopa: Silent Hill but all the fog is actually from people vaping
kyleehenke: thespacecoyote: darksstars: JESUS CHRIST FUCKKKKK HOW
spankmehardbarry: 6ium: not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ It’s adam and eve not banter with steve what language is this
I mean, as a Christian, God & Trump would probably be good friends…
videogamesdensetsu: J·E·S·U·S II / ジーザスII (PC-8801 - Enix - 1991)Artists:The credits are not very clear (”artwork” is sometimes used for in-game illustrations) but it seems that Shintarō Majima was the main graphic designer. Shintarō
payroo: why mikasa was banned from the cheerleading squad but was begged to join the football team
vityanikiforova: well i know that’s not it you know but i couldn’t wait to ruin this scene in a different way
ughsocialjustice: People say that PPG predicted bronies, but I say that it predicted tumblr far more accurately.
neongenesisevangaylion: : “If I was gay…” and “I’m not gay but….” by Zachary Colin Rance no homo level 1,000 Dude just fuck him already
No. Fuck YOU asshole.Fuck you. This isn’t going on my private fucking tumblr. You’re such an asshole. I fucking held it in while we were messaging, for the last time, but no. Fuck you. Fuck you for in my life consistantly screwing me over.
conceptcat: cirruswinter: ravenclaw-rebel3390: rabidjedi-bro: tinyhousedarling: I love these memes. Never not reblog sassy-sarcastic Jesus lovingly putting people on the right track. “Christians” : but Jesus what about the gays? Jesus: Did I
onlyblackgirl: trebled-negrita-princess: When you late to class and they doing Tardy Sweeps in the hall k but like why is she so casual with it like she just do this in her spare time?
but i love me some candy
Is this real? Probably a fake. But thoughts?
I AM SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. THIS IS CLEARLY STATED IN MY BIO BUT JUST IN CASE YOU WERENT AWARE. PLEASE DONT HIT ON ME, SUBMIT NUDES TO ME OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I WAS BORN IN 1999. IM A CHILD. PLEASE.
i fucking hate when my mom even brings Jamie up even when its not in a mean way. like WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HER. no youre not trash talking her ‘cause you like her but COME ON.
bitterlesbiangrandma: bitterlesbiangrandma: Like a month ago I messaged a craft group about accessibility for wheelchairs and the answer I got was “there’s a lot of stairs but we have cute boys who can carry you”. And it’s…not good. As a
nerdofchaos:recreationalcannibalism:the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won
lsdandthc: skittlezthecat: da-sy: redvinesgiraffe: You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs
therealfunk: Buncha sketches and roughs of Vanessa. Normally I wouldn’t share this stuff as its so unpolished but some people have been asking for em. I’ll try to share this stuff more often though! Twitter / Patreon
attackher-andyouattackme: She’s so smiley and almost child-like in her joy, but then as soon as she sees a camera, it’s smolder time.
dokudoki: But what if
chakwas replied to your post: no but like half of my dA gallery is filled with… ID LIKE TO THANK NOT ONLY GOD, BUT JESUS
FYEW OK just finished watching band anime (hibike! euphonium)IT WAS GOOD AND CUTE i liKED ITthe kumiko/reina thing was still baiting lmao~BUT I LIKED THE SHOW
fourchambers: featuring : stoya + mickey + vexmusic : cilt - ingrown‘my kind of debauchery soils not only my body and my thoughts, but also anything I may conceive in its course…' further reading(watch in full / support more projects)✖
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